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Arkkkkkk
Awesome, it's a folder
A world you do not need to know about
Barnyard Dogs Verses Animal Cats Part 1
Blank verse Bluez
Blessing the Random
Born With a Continent
British Lit Blues
Christmas on a Monday
Colonel Mon-Rat
Come Back You!
Cow Pulses
Dangerous Influences
Darkness Doesn't Welcome a Choice
Eating in A Badly Named Box
Egg Faces
Fortune Beats
Greg Linmarkinburg's Revenge
I Gotta Go
Innocent Destruction (haiku)
Jarsk!!!
Kill the Imposter
Leave me alone
Lightning
Math Gives off hunger
Maybe the Bitterness Would Fade
Mr. Mole
O.E.I.A.A.E.S.Y.S.T.I.O.E.S.T.Y.I.A.A.N.O.E
OJ Simpson
Pakken
P.I.T.S.
Poetry From the Deep End
Shakespeare SUCKS!
Six Billion
Sonnet 8,354
Sonnet 20,000,000
Summer Without You
That Damn Arrow
That Damn Bard
The Bug of Power
The Burden of the Clock
The Crazy is Marooned!!
The darkening Wishing Well
The Food that I Eat
The Frog of Doom
The Gleam of Luxuries we Toss
The Happy Sparrow
The Most Worthy Thing
The Mr. Numerator Vs. Ms. Denominator
The Never Ending Path Upwards
The Persistent Bugger
The Seed
The Shadow Dancer
The Sky
The Stomach-ache!
The Stop Sign
The Question
The Question, Part II
Time is our currency
To a friend.
To Sit and Ponder
TP
Trees
Unimpressed Mobsters
Vegetables Can Be Insisting
WORLDLY CLOTHING
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Arkkkkkkkk
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Hark!
May the Harold Angel sing.
Shark!
If you shoot me for I may go kapwing.
You groovy outlet,
You are like an apple eating a rock.
Some may call you a socket,
Meet me at the dock.
At that location is an excellent fisherman,
He looks like he's Omish.
He might really talk like he's German,
But no, he's not Jewish.
He only eats the groovy food,
I really should go and eat.
He sensed my hunger and wasn't rude,
And said, "here's where you may have a seat!"
My new friend and I started fishing at the docks,
I fished while the time was murdered by the clocks.
So far have I only caught shoes and blocks,
While he possess poultry like they are his stocks.
Finally I sighed an oh well,
We packed our gear after the softling death of the sun.
His optimistic side said "My that was swell,
You even caught more than one,"
I then go visit that groovy outlet's home,
In the kitchen stood a seated picture of Rome.
His wife's kitchen acessories are bartered from a gnome,
In her hand she posesses an enchanted tome.
The fisherman's wife cooked to the trance,
The fish got up and waltzed really cool.
How awesome that it must have been to see that poultry dance,
I was required to clap because I was no fool.
It was then getting late,
I am taking some leftovers home in tupper.
I have eaten too much sharkies and bait,
My was that a yummy supper.
I had to to say a bye,
The two waved back to oh me my.
I left the house without a cry,
I had to sing my coffee mug a lullabye.
My has where the time has gone,
My mind must rest now eight time units before dawn,
After I receive to thyself the very last yawn,
I quietly whisper "Voyage bon bon,"
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Awesome, It's a Folder
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I order you to drop your thoughts,
Why must you despise and loathe it's power?
I fully understand that you don't understand this,
You would wonder,
Wondering my thoughts,
Wondering how I tend to overly suspicion suspicions,
Wondering on the evolution of manufacture folders,
Wondering about folders,
Wondering why the subject constantly changes,
Wondering why I can't focus on one fucking issue at a time!
Oh sorry,
That was un-called for so I'll call next time,
I find your point of view this time.
Most people think this poetry is jibberish,
It's all random thoughts this creep made up as he went,
Must it all be true?
NO!
IT ISN'T!
Wait,
I thought of somethin far out,
Sorry,
Is the line above a fragment or an imperative?
Damn it!
This poem is pointless!
This is supposed to have to do with a fucking folder!
This is so weird,
I like this folder
I will put this poem you are currently reading back in my
folder now.
OK?
SO GIMME!!!
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A world you do not need to know about
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Misfortune rises,
This awe environment is what is near,
Welded behind the bars....
Are the magnetic conflicts we FEAR.
Are you alone?
Foreshadow the ditched overlay...
only few species here survived,
Shall they run astray?
Where we live life here is something we all hate
Whether or not we are good or bad..
somehow you observers pity my decision and regret it
all the way.
Why can't you Naive shit-heads be glad???
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Barnyard Dogs Verses Animal Cats Part 1
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Barnyard Dogs are great
They talk to the other dogs that are from the barn
You would think that's all they do is bark
But dogs can talk too
Why is the cat more evolved?
It really isn't
But it's astronomical though
It talks to other astronomical cats
Piggies play in the sand
They build sand castles
Sand castles are made of fiber
Fiber cements of sediments i might add
Maybe sand isn't really made out of fiber
But the sand do have currency
Sand dollars they have
And little creepy rodents that crawl all over them too
They have little guys that buy glass
They throw it around around
And it gets round and round
And they become little happy marbles of sorts
Now where was I?
I was getting off subject
Barnyard Dogs?
Astronomical Cats?
It's all a part of human life
Barnyard Dogs and Astronomical Cats
We see it in our life every day
Grizzly Bears cannot ride a bobsled
Horsies play horseshoe
But they are not astronomical
They don't play in the sand
And they don't talk to Barnyard Dogs as much as other Barnyard
Dogs
Cats are astronomical though
They discover stuff on the moooooooon
The moon is their little box
Cough the hairball on top of the moon
Overview of animals
Animals are life
Lifetime on top of animals
Is this foolish overview so i'll end this... session.
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Blank verse Bluez
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Groom room room
I lost my pillow
"but god put it over there"
oh yeah..
he ate it all..
it was his friend....
how could you forget about it?
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Blessing the Random
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They call themselves the Grub Grub Grivern Graverns,
Most live in those creepy caverns,
Hangin' out in those lively taverns,
Their founder is known as Mr. Hastaverns.
Livin' in Rome,
Starin' at the Llama Dome,
GGGG and the gnome,
Decided it was time to go home.
To the gnome's dog he gave him a candycain,
This hound here is one great dane,
A reward like this was received without vain,
For something this good he had to attain.
He then made one loud groan,
Tis' it was a substitute for a doggy bond,
The sugary deposites made him moan,
It's state of mind turned into a denial zone.
Not in their car,
Drinkin' up shots in a bar,
The gnome and his dog drink like a star,
They be so drunken that they yell about Gwar.
The gnome in the bar was then really alone,
The GGGG's were using the tele-booth phone,
Ehile the doggy dane was getting drunk on his own,
GGGG leader MHS eating an ice-cream cone.
Mo more party for Mr. Hastaverns,
Even gnome and his companion left the taverns,
Gettin sober and resting in caverns,
Lie the Grub Grub Grivern Graverns.
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Born With a Continent
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Someone in this world owns a continent as a truthful rumour,
She and/or he is another class.
Sits there in humour,
Laughing at the wealth with music of brass
Existance is beyond concern,
But the world is far from bland.
This person gives a look of stern,
Over other lives it was to stand.
Standing with the contract,
Locals never invade its way.
They knew for a full fact,
That their land is owned today.
Above the grassy life and within the masses,
Philanthropical views astound the population.
To lead a chunk of the world away from stasis,
And give it an enlightening reservation.
It wants to rest and have a banquet in celebration,
See fellow he's and she's living.
Then it can see the concatenation of this community,
And be under the guise of being forgiving.
It'll then go back to its own lair,
With the lack of materialism it holds in disbelief.
A purist with a broken stair,
It undergoes the way of life through grief.
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British Lit Blues
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I'm just a word junkie.
I don't see this place of origin!
DAMN THEM!
I have no peace here!
I'm just sitting here.
Writing words for the sake of writing them.
And the teacher calls me.
I am told I must read!
But before she does,
I read before she calls my name!
HAHAHHAHA!
I Fooled Her!
I read out of the book!
But I knew she was the devil!
And the british literature book was GASP,
THE BOOK OF NOD!
I just knew it!
THEY HAVE EVIL IN THAT COUNTRY.
THE LITERATURE OVER THERE IS MORE BORING THAN HERE!
HOW CAN THEY DO THAT???
FUCK that..
I thought we were bad..
the boob!
They're obsessed with boobs!@
Teats
Bosoms
Boobs
Breasts!
WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
WHY SO MANY REFERENCES TO BOOBS?
I bet everything was there
I bet there are evil boob men there!
British lit wannabe isn't so bad.
I found nothing wrong with crappy American stuff
Because they tried to be terrible like them..
But failed.
DAMN BRIT LIT!
I wanna read the Cask of Amontillado
Or the most dangerous game!
Or play Starfox!
Starfox is my faith!
Worship the happy guy.
that points to the starfox!
he's like "BUY NINTENDO POWER!"
GOD DAMN...
does that make falcon god?
or that ugly bunny jesus?
is starfox really mary?
Dude, that's sick!
FUCK YOU i mutter to the teacher
she doesn't hear!
because she doesn't know the real god!
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Christmas on a Monday
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It is over,
Do not know why it is certain
Why they put a Christmas on a Monday
Please just tell me why, why,
Christmas on a Monday
I don't know why they would put a
Little christmas on a Monday it's the
Greatest death of all.
It is 12:21 in the morning
Why amd I singing about
The Christmas on a Monday
Christmas Monday brings us death.
NOoooooooooooooooooooo-!
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Colonel Mon-Rat
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Oh hello,
Allow me to introduce you.
This is my new friend.
"I am Colonel Mon-Rat who is king of scat,
As you see you notice I'm a rat,
Embarrased to say that I live in a hat,
I've been living here since I've been friends with Admiral
Gnat.
Will I make this message clear and sat?
Listen to my words and don't be a brat!
The reason why I live in this habitat,
Is so I can stay far from that annoying cat!"
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Come Back You!
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I am running,
I can run so fast!
I say "Why am i running?
I am running from the past."
I looked around the store,
And took the the nearest shoe,
And from that point,
I was running away from Lou.
He Said "Why do You shoplift my store,
And take what is near?"
I did not say anything,
Because i could not here.
I ran far away,
While listening to Fighters Foo,
As i looked around tired,
And there was Lou.
He say "Why do you shoplift,
And takith my shoe,
And as you have not have not noticed,
I am likely to sue."
I say "Why do you bother,
With something like that?
After all in isle 2,
Was someone has tak'ithed your hat."
He say "You should not excusith,
This is not funny.
After all,
You still owe me money."
I say "I take these for no reason,
But i still will not pay.
I have nothing to say,
Except that i will eat hay!"
He say "Hay is for horses,
That is what they say,
And instead of eating food,
Mabe you should say the last pray.
If you don't pay up,
then you will die."
And after the words,
I let out a sigh.
I let out a growl,
Then i let out a cry.
surely enough,
Lou pulls out His gun and lets me die.
This is how it goes,
This is the way it is said.
I do not say no more,
And fall down of dread.
I would just say,
That i am dead.
That is the goes it way,
Never have the so much have i bled.
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Cow Pulses
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Circumstances rip apart,
But then again so does a pop tart.
Give me some food,
No I'm not in the mood,
Where in the world did you find a cow's heart?
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Dangerous Influences
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I turn on an electrical box,
I even use a hand-held acessory to activate it from afar,
It finally comes to life.
Then did I listen,
But all I heard was one harmonic chord,
No more!
I saw a herd of various mammals,
They were making it all,
All of it!
The horror,
The unpeacefulness,
She scares me at times.
Mother nature that is,
My practical distant device!
It broke!
I had to end it!
I pulled the cord.
I then realized something.
You only get calmness from NOTHING!
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Darkness Doesn't Welcome a Choice
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I am inspired to write,
Tis' been a long while.
I write to the anonymous,
My day goes so and so,
Shall I put in descriptions?
I am in mostly darkness.
I was in more before,
Could only see the patterns from the former light-source,
Finally did the blurs disintegrate.
Now only are the reflections of the candle-light do I see.
Fuss at the time.
It goes to be very late.
Too late to be writing,
Too late to even speak out to those you care for,
Too late to even rest your own.
I do need to rest,
Such state of mind prohibits me.
I don't even have enough joyfulness to dance,
Not even to wink,
So I lay my head next to the litterature I just finished
composing.
One deep sigh goes out,
And the entire room shifts.
I lying down sadly,
Quizzical upon environmental changes,
The sigh must have given the fire-light motivation.
The world behind me is lively,
I stay behind to criticise it.
It left so abrupt,
Almost an unnoticed reenterance to me,
Why must the universe be so damn misunderstanding?
Place a bitter taste upon my tongue,
Lightness is everything you see,
Light represents righteousness to most,
The majourity don't notice the consequence of too much
`light',
Which is the sweating, suffering, burning crispiness of the
soul.
How can darkness be an evil sign?
It is all blank,
I find it almost nothing.
How can a light of blindness be a sign of faith?
Call me a depressive if you want.
Too much nothingness dominates health.
I must get up and face the light,
The darkness will hopefully be unforgetful.
I do need to encounter a challenge,
But first I need to receive some damn rest.
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Eating in A Badly Named Box
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How is eating in A badly named box,
Supposed to endanger a dark-brown fox?
Why must it be a problem?
Must you be so influenced so much by one emblem?
You are just a fiber string in a pair of unmatching socks.
Why must you comply?
Do you believe that story and lie?
You listen to it,
You obey it,
And you even take the bitterness and loaf of bread rye.
One needs to use will and force,
Use your knowlege to find a source.
Chirp like a cricket,
And set out to find it,
Be careful on what you see and endorse.
Take the time to not react,
Make sure what others say are proven a fact.
Take all your thoughts,
And connect all the dots,
Be sure to keep them in tact.
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Egg Faces
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Damn faces,
They're after me!
Do you have omelet face?
Do I have the head of scrambled eggs?
Go away!
I know,
I insulted you because of their insecurity.
The head I carry of misfortunate currency.
I ain't worth anything,
Not even fifty-four pennies.
I'm just incoherent,
Undeveloped and even hazardous to a dog.
Hey egg face!
Yeah you, sunny-side up!
I'm jealous, bitch!
Give me your head!
This is all a form of revisal,
I am fortunate.
Not even skewed, scaled, or the worse!
Hard boiled!
Maybe I'll just have to accept things,
Be thankful for what I have,
Myself for one,
And these damn cool pieces of .54.
With this I could find a piece of pig.
He could let me have some bacon.
Here's da money, man!
Sorry I killed you.
Goddamn!
I'm nice with my bacon hair.
With my designed fork tie,
I love my new face, omelet bitch!
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Fortune Beats
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You're the guy with the afro,
You're jealous of his afro,
I said, why do you have an afro?
He just replied, I dunno, I just have an afro.
The afro ate my daughter,
My daughter lives it now.
It also ate a goldfish,
Fishbowl and all!
OH NO
Where did he go now?
The afro's so cool,
People just walk by and say Hey man, that's a damn cool afro.
Well where did he get it?
He got it in Argentina.
It was a lot of money,
But it was worth the investment!
It was so great,
That he went on a vacation to Hawaii because of it.
How did it happen?
People can't help it...
Guess why he had the vacation?
They think why is this,
person talking about an afro?
It's because he has an afro it's so great.
Then he went home,
It was really cool,
I dunno,
It just was really cool!
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Greg Linmarkinburg's Revenge
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I am in the Earth,
I eat lots of rumproast,
Greg Linmarkinburg is I.
He will go ahead and speak with that Egad person.
He haves ready reads,
Greg may take some.
Gregory might even go to da sto,
Wait,
No he is not!
He needs help,
Really?
He does,
I'm bored,
Is there any food I can eat?
No?
Arrgh,
I shall have my revenge!!!
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I gotta go!
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Take me to the lake,
I would like to buy a milkshake.
Give me the tea right now,
So I can worship it, Mr. Indian powow!
Eat them yummie dino treats,
Happy people dislike eating seats.
The angry cow eats the polls,
Don't banish the uncommon moles!
I really dislike rabid rabbits,
They give people bad habits.
I would like your gratitude,
DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE!
I left on caps-lock,
That piece of junk is made of chalk.
Little drops of acid rain,
Give Mr. Happy-Unhappy lots of pain!
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Innocent Destruction (haiku)
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A little snowflake,
Gets torn by lightning flashes,
The snowflake is gone.
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Jarsk!!!
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There was this coat hangar, see?
His name was,
Jarsk!!!
People decided,
A word that doesn't make any sense is,
Starsk!!!
I sit at Iowa,
Yes,
Really,
I paint pictures of people,
Hold still,
Stand stilly.
Ok,
I really,
Lied,
No,
I haven't,
Sighed,
This poem
Is,
Pointless,
I write it,
Despite it all,
Nevertheless!
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Kill the Imposter
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Kill him!
He must be stopped!
Kill the imposter,
He is Mr. Foster.
Why do you lie?
I think he should die!
So kill the bastard,
Let him fucking rot.
Give him one more piece of rye,
Then let him say his last goodbye.
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Leave me alone
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Who are you?
What did you do?
I'm tired,
Go away.
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Lightning
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Lightning is so fine,
With rain it's satisfying,
With a big old boom,
And a silly old goon,
Who doesn't think lightning's fine.
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Math Gives off hunger
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Ever think about an equation?
I do, despite the hatred.
I always read on about word problems,
They are usually about Mary, Joe, Josh, or Jane.
And they want us to solve their problems,
I think they need better solutions,
I will never have my peace.
They always ruin self happiness,
Maybe I should use the pi symbol.
It kind of looks like a tiger,
It'll scare them off,
But the sound of that word makes me hungry.
I know!
I don't like working now,
So I will go get a peice of pie.
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Maybe the Bitterness Would Fade
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I hoped it would vanish,
And I would then see the light.
But it would only tarnish,
The bitterness and fright.
I don't see the changes,
We cannot just correct the corrupt.
Living in too many languages,
I can't always stop and interrupt.
Where does it all head to?
There lives another go.
Soul and mind fulfilled with goo,
Down we see and down real low.
Embrace a shattered memory of hope,
Destroy your own foundations.
Tonight's not the time to smile and elope,
So repeal the positive incantations.
Would it all just go away?
And end in a refound glory?
It'll never happen beyond today,
You're entirely thinking of another story.
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Mr. Mole
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He lives in a hole
Call me Mr. Mole
I steal from a troll
Stealing stuff is what I stole
In my hole you pay a toll
It only costs one penny roll
No my name is not Bob Dole
Please address me as Mr. Mole
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O.E.I.A.A.E.S.Y.S.T.I.O.E.S.T.Y.I.A.A.N.O.E
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Owwy,
Errk,
I am an evil smirk,
You see,
That I only eat shirk.
That's why,
I am a non-happy owwy,
Errk!
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OJ Simpson
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Argh,
Orange Juice!
OJ Simpson
Oh what does OJ mean?
Oggle Junior?
Orange Juice
Olga Jacob
Oh Jelly!
Dude, OJ rules
He's funny
I want a book about him
I want to see Larry King Live footage!
He ran from the law!
In this very bad truck
People loved him
They cheered him on and held signs
Dude, like it went on for hours
There was a screen saver after it
It ruled!
Damn helicopter
Then it was over
He just wanted some OJ
OJ!
Meaning orange juice
He got arrested, man
He got this cool jury
Fortunate Jury
Jury of crazies I admit
The judge is wonky
He has a beard!
Blue beard
Black beard
So what does that make him?
Insanity?
He plays guilty?
No he's innocent!
Because he plays football
And says news and stuff
Why is he in the Orange Room?
The courthouse
The trial of the century
The trial people love
Love to see some funny man
And some serious theme song
He made people resume his innocence
He got a cool attourney
His jury was a haha!
Businessmen to Star Trek uniforms
His own theme song
Free room and board
A job in the Brown Room to stand in silence
His own TV show!
Whether or not he was guilty
His show aired on for over two years
The easiest show of his life
Whether or not he mourns
Everyone amateur on his "show" became a star
Freaky housekeeper gets famous
Random jury members too
If not they have a lifelong gloat
OJ's glove was found
His glove never fit
They found his hair in it
I mean he's thinking, "huh?"
Because the world proclaims his innocence
He's a special man
The funny beard judge says "Not Guilty"
God bless Captain OJS our sports hero of appraisal.
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Pakken!
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It roams throughout the night,
Its lonely trail will never end,
It is against the highest source of light,
Follow it and let it be your friend.
It is your source of chaos,
It only wants your soul,
It loves your last unforgiven loss,
It eats it up like an apple.
Please do not hate him,
It is wrong to act against the death he gives you,
You may feel dim,
It may force you to lie and act untrue.
You might not feel like an optimist,
Please do feel the your last pain,
I will strike you with my fist,
If you say my name in vain.
I'd like to talk to you today,
And listen to your sweet kind words,
I do want you to hear me say,
Let me hunt you like some birds.
I do have to kill you,
That is the only way,
Your soul you have is old not new,
I'll commit the crime before the dawn of the day.
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P.I.T.S.
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What's that poster doing inside of the sky?
It is a poster that represents all other posters
Not really a poster
We call it the good year blimp
The good year blimp comes in all sizes
We talk about how huge the blimp is
Blimp of power?
Or blimp of chaos?
We flow with the good year
We talk with the good year
Good year comes
And good year goes
Has there ever been a bad year?
I dunno
Has there ever been a good year?
There's at least a company
We flow with the good year
Be with the good year
And support the good year
Can we have a good year?
Or is it just another company?
Company of power
Company of seige
Company of destruction
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Poetry From the Deep End AKA
The Smaller End Where Reality Begins
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Damnit,
I'm drowning..
Take me out of here.
Don't you hear?
Damn lifegaurd!
No, i'm underwater,
I fell out of my kiddie float
I've been practicing being on it,
But only in front of my dresser mirror in my room.
Waah,
This makes me sad.
I'm about to dye,
Maybe I'll dye,
To destroy the world's function of natural use of colors,
By using the natural product of color substitution.
I think the whole world will get mad at me,
Maybe it'll get mad and go MOO.
Maybe I'll try,
Try to escape this horrible thing we call fate,
Actually catch the float,
Or gain the knowledge of a floatation device,
Mimick its qualities,
and come back to shore,
But there's no rhyme at all, this is impossible.
Maybe I'll say bye,
Bye people,
Bye gerbil dude,
Bye guys,
Bye colleagues of my university,
Bye bye next door kitty cat who poops on my flowers,
and Bye bye Pope I'll see you in hell with me.
Maybe I'll fly,
Fly in the air,
Higher than a plane,
The atmosphere,
Even the moon,
Be the talk of the town,
Punch the lights out of a bald eagle for being so damn bald,
However I can't do that,
Fly literally doesn't rhyme with dye,
Maybe I'll just die,
Die as in go to the grave,
Be buried there first,
Meet all the dead movie stars,
I could get flowers and such as well.
But I cannot do this,
Even though die is a homophone of dye,
I can't call it rhyming literal.
This isn't true,
I can't die.
I put my feet on the concrete watery surface.
People come back in realization.
All my senses from before.
First the sounds of laughing,
Next the feeling of chills,
Then the sight of pointing,
And finally the taste and smell of chlorine.
It was pitiful,
They couldn't stop laughing at me,
My ignorance of the height of water betrays me,
My kiddie float is so cute.
Only 35.67 INCLUDING the taxation.
I'm changing the subject so back to the horror.
The age I am is only 25,
I can't consume this embarassment,
I knew out of all of this,
There had to be a purpose,
Something I was destined to do.
I could dry.
Sure it was no homophone,
Or even literal rhyme,
But it was something I had to do.
As in drip try,
Towel dry,
Dog Dry,
Sun Dry,
Shake Dry,
However I feel like doing so,
And getting the hell out of this public pool area
and going home..
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Shakespeare SUCKS!
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I’d prefer not studying old people,
I’d like to quit my habit of reading about them
He’s evil.
He thinks he is better than anyone else.
I condemn him,
No late scholar has ever.
Not by the majourity,
They think he’s all that.
I hate the idea of his legacy still being spread.
It is another country.
Stay in your country,
Quit making your literature invade ours.
I hate you,
I don’t know about anyone else,
You're a bitch,
Go to a darker corner in hell and not MY mind
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Six Billion
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We have six-billion now,
It happened back in 1999.
It was the elitist that said so prior-hand,
Maybe a whole two and a half years ago,
The day this news obsoles is the day I weep.
I have been soul originated by the original few,
The original long best-selling fictional novel.
Published and RATIFIED by King James,
Changed the Earth world-wide by far in time,
Makes and causes fanatics to fight other fanatics.
We maintain a shallow universe,
Overthrowing harmony and peace,
Instability is bliss.
Life itself has no support for mortality,
We have just grown and protected ourselves to die.
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Sonnet 8,354
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Dude,
Go away.
You're crude,
Go eat hay.
I'm fatigued,
I lost my sheep.
I'm not entrigued,
I want to drown in water deep.
Give me a clock,
I want to tell time.
I listen to bach,
Where did I put my dime?
I hate this phone,
It hit my funny bone.
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Sonnet 20,000,000
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Did you get my message?
I am not here.
I did not give you my blessage,
You are who I fear.
You have a scary mask,
One of a mean dude.
Take your poison and drink your flask
Get your roadkill food.
I got offered a big steak,
I own a big corn field.
Give me a break,
Or your food I shall yield.
Roads and signs alike,
Hey that's my bike!
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Summer Without You
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don't know why i sigh
i know i can't feel it
the devil is reeling
a movie about stealing
souls and other courses
gold and depth forces
we gotta get out there
we have to go stare
at the environment outside
since a false lullaby
go to sleep on a lie
lie down sleep deep inside
i'll ensure your pressure
i'll insure your picture
i'm sitting here in your
death bed it makes me insecure
about the fate you've befallin
i'm too late to be stallin
i don't wanna see your destiny
it's bringing out the pest in me
i don't know why i'm half for
i wanna go back to laughter
to write stuff on paper
and do the great escaper
but alas i'm stuck in reality
do you see me unfortunately
i'm false i do not exist
i wish but i'm wrong you're my witness
i shudder my wrist
as i clench my fist
i wish i could fish
for the answers in my dish
but we're stuck to inspire
the ultimate desire
to be fated a fable
to live in a house of maple
and watch gumdrops fall down
in a superficial small town
wearing a practical tall frown
inside cuz you're abound
to live a lie
deep inside
spread butter on your rye
and ask yourself why
you're not here today
and won't be tomorrow
you don't feel sorrow
or return what you borrow
because summer without you lives
i don't even know who you are what gives
i miss you anyway even though i click and i clack
there's something missing that i lack
i don't what it is what gives
i am tired of reading myself adlibs
to keep my mind full of sanity
to purge my heart of its profanity
you're gone now
but you're the don now
i'm done now
fin now
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That damn arrow
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Who is eeeeeeeeeeeee?
I guess he is that damn arrow.
What does he seeeeeeeeeeeee?
He must be the killer of Dr. Apparel.
Why is it here?
I shall not know.
It doesn't have an ear,
Nor does it grow.
I hate Amalloney,
She is truely eeevil.
Leave me aballoney,
You are just an aloof persnickety bull weeevil.
If you hate drinking at once two gallons of keg,
Drink it.
If you are exhausted or even just sleepy,
You can lie down or even sit.
Rye rate rue, rue rue rue rue,
You should drop down and die.
I see you, you you you you,
You think this poetry is so terrible that you let out a sigh.
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That Damn Bard
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Where in the world is that bard?
He can't possibly be any farther than a yard.
Look in the sky,
And fing me some rye,
Also please give me the lard.
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The Bug of Power
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Eat it!!!
It makes you strong!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rip off Mr. Aardvark,
He lives in Hong Kong.
You may eat the bug,
Steal it from that evil man!
Use the Dog-eats-dog term and run,
Then cook the bug in a pan!
You are really razor sharp,
Yet so is the little germ.
Make sure that you become a protist,
And don't get eaten by a worm.
I am tired of writing,
Stop starting the fighting.
Be sure when to know your shuttle flighting,
For this cheese am i not even biting.
Ok fine,
One more verse.
Eat the darn bug,
And don't murder Mrs. Purse.
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The Burden of the Clock
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The hour of death,
I hate you!
What is your problem?
Why am I cursed by your time-zone?
Why me?
What have I done?
You must be the one who gives the honest hell,
Yet you give ones of greediness less pain than others.
What is your fucking problem?
You are one sad confused idea created by madness,
No matter of what speed of highness or lowness you are going,
You are always against me.
For the personal clock speed for the one individual is always
a consequence.
But I must not blame you,
For as I will certainly be wrong,
It is what you represent and show
that fucking pisses me off!!!!
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The Crazy is Marooned!!
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There is this thing I do not like.
Some say it's crazy,
And those crazy others can refer to it as inexplicable.
It makes me angry.
You may decide against it's time of releases,
You may not decide or have any opinion about anything.
I think you do,
And your mind-cover might be taken away by it's hunger.
Don't mind that it's been socially seperated for ages,
That it has been gone for many time-spans.
It might remember it's manners.
May it be an awe threat to every individual known to life.
I like the fact that the island will be safe again,
The fondness of the island is small,
No one knows of this such island,
It is uninhabited and will hopefully remain that way.
The marooned individual is somewhere hiding,
He's to change the world to be like an island once found.
One must know how he will do this.
Is he going to attempt this idea?
I see he is only here to live again,
Not to lead but to once again communicate with others.
He did some terrible mistake to enter the island of course.
But he'll probably kill you if you mention any of that.....
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The darkening Wishing Well
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Weld it,
You may spit out your anger.
You are still your own evil root,
You sinning wishing well lacking all faithness and hope.
As the bright sun gets taken away,
It is replaced by the dark cold air.
Even though as i see it so different,
It seems to fit right in.
You may still see the lighting itself every day,
But the darkness always comes back.
Which is better?
The sun slowly and painfully burning you, or the nothing?
Every day will you only get weaker,
No matter how difficult you fight.
The longer you wait to end the last chapter of your life,
The more painful it will be.
The sun has created chaos,
It is both life and death.
I dislike it,
It should go to hell.
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The Food That I Eat
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This is zee food that I ate,
It is really yummy,
Yes I know that I live in a denial state,
Ow it kills that dummy,
I eat food,
No you don't,
Yeah I do,
No you don't,
Yeah I do,
No you don't,
Yeah I do,
No you don't,
Ok fine,
I will escape this alternate box and relocate the old,
OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooK?
NO?
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!
What is wrong with you today?
RUOK?
IMOK.
You will eat dinner,
Get rid of Mr. Grinner,
Eat lots of books,
Or I hang you with,
What is a word that rhymes with books?
Oh yeah, hook.
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The Frog of Doom
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Look at me,
I am A frog.
What do you see?
I am really not A bulldog.
Talk while i talk,
Don't talk while i talk.
Talk while i talk,
Don't talk while i talk.
Talk while i talk,
Don't talk while i talk.
Talk while i talk,
Don't talk while i talk.
Talk while i talk,
Don't talk while i talk.
Talk while i talk,
Don't talk while i talk.
Look at me,
I am A frog.
What do you see?
I am not really A bulldog.
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The Gleam of Luxuries we Toss
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Can you make a feeling go away?
An excuse you can make to ditch a casualty.
Explain your case in utter formality,
Be around for one more night here to stay.
Take a break on the fame,
Have a cup of joe.
Talk about your loss with Zoe,
As always it's the same.
Recite a long boring historical address,
A night that saves pennies,
Or a fun evening could be spent at Denny's,
Don't use your profits in excess.
Give the mutual feelings a go and a blast,
Keep it strong and firm,
Even if it'll be short-term,
Try to make it last.
We'll find something to do however,
Spend a little of the cash.
But save the rest in your stash,
It'll be an event, whatever.
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The Happy Sparrow
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It's narrow,
It's apparel,
Look out kids!
It's that darn sparrow.
It's happy,
It's crappy,
Oh my god!
It's Pappy!!!
Pappppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Is that really you???
I hate you!%@#@@&*^&*
You are not nice.
I dislike you!!!
You make me very sad,
You are just a lonely sparrow.
Cry and don't get mad!!!!!
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The Most Worthy Thing
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Cardboard boxes contain generous fiber,
Life itself may outgo to be strenuous.
Give it away to give to the riber,
as in RIBOFLAVIN fo the generous.
The light's dim,
Do not blame me.
It may be him,
But not his cow in the sea.
The astronaut's voyage,
It's really big.
You have no courage,
Do you even like to dig?
In the moon I found gold,
But it was really old.
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The Mr. Numerator Vs. Ms. Denominator
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"I am not going to fight you because you will lose,
I have always been tha majourit you cannot top.
Your honesty is a spool of gold,
But you are still saying rude stuff."
Oh shut up,
You really do bother me.
I really don't care if you represent An entire bunch,
And i only represent part,
I think i still have a chance."
"You really do not Mister Numerator,
You need to calm down.
I could care less whether or not you hate me,
You get the top part!!"
"Shut-Up!!!
You need to learn to stop being such a negative.
Go ahead and fight me!
I can kill you! Look what you started."
Denominator hurt Numerator pretty badly,
He was almost murdered.
It then called for another fraction,
This one having a whole number.
They both joined,
But the Numerator got stronger and not the Denominator.
"You are so improper!" Said the Ms. Denominator,
And so the Numerator slapped her.
The whole number decided it was easily offended,
So it ran away.
What a weirdo,
And the two finally formed and became one.
There was still a little left,
The offspring mad a part of a fraction.
"You aren't bothering the embryo," said the Numerator,
He redesigned the situation to make it a decimal.
Finally, the newborn ran away,
It grew up being an even less quantity.
It was bothered,
And was surrounded by a negative impact.
It did not like it's surroundings,
It became really dull.
So it borrowed some numbers,
And never gave it back.
It finally died,
But became a variable.
Who knows where it is,
Or what letter could it be?
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The Never Ending Path Upwards
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Someone has created a surrealistic idea,
Because everyone needs a place to start.
All is forced to make their one mistake,
And enter the cursed building of labour, pain, and
desperation.
Most call it a building,
While I only call it a tower.
Its boundaries, windows, staird, and walls are powerful,
Yet they can be voided or demolished by hatred.
Nobody knows how they've gotten hire,
Nor do they know why,
All they know is that they currently are near,
And that every individual differs in their peculiar various
ways.
Most are of greed,
And others are just damn stubborn.
Some are opposite of those characteristics,
But what matters is how they react and comply.
The path up or down is your choice,
It is chosen by you.
Decide your path,
And find the reasons you chose it.
The many people you see,
Depend on ehich way you go.
Some of which you might approve of,
And some of which you act against.
I start walking up the staircase that never ends,
Then can I observe my uncommon surroundings.
So many creatures and kindness,
Yet more terrible monsters who are overy territorial and
unrighteous.
I met a malicious beast,
It identified itself as a politician.
When its greed and power tried corrupting me,
I go totally phsyco and escape his aura of agreement.
Next I visit a couple floors up,
I happen to encounter a lawyer.
He tries to accuse me of something,
To steal my life away.
I walk away to avoid that fool,
Too bad his life was pushed to waste.
He is a perfect victim for somebody to kill,
Somehow, just somehow he must rest forever painfully and
intense without a soul.
I only continue shortly to find myself in front of an old
drunk,
A man that holds a knife at me asking for all my posessions.
I then show all of my carried items saying they are not worth
much at all,
And before I leave do I tell the reference of the defenseless
rich lawyer.
Next do I step down a floor,
I walk down the stable steps.
I see the old drunk once and the lawyer again,
Then I notice the perfectly honest crime committed right
before my eyes.
At that moment,
After the greedy lawyer was robbed and murdered.
It reminded me of my childhood,
Even the bad bad memories people were meant to forget.
I made the powerful promise when I was young,
To remember some of the terrible things happening.
To live a truthfull childhood and be hated by others
who misunderstand,
To remember details about my painfull memories I shouldn't
have received.
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The Persistent Bugger
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There was a maiden,
She disliked me.
So it made an envelope,
It saved money.
It bought a stamp,
And mailed me to oregon,
I was very angry,
I was a horsefly, though,
Neeeeigh!
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The Seed
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You may lead,
Gather my seed,
You see it,
It grows the tree.
I'd show you the original,
But it is not there,
It's like the rudeness of me,
Just isn't there.
It must have came from somewhere,
I just don't know how,
Listen to mee, fool!
And don't have a cow!
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The Shadow Dancer
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It never dies,
It is a unique and realistic droid.
It is never found or spotted,
It was vandolized and is currently void.
It's only glanced once by its victims,
It robs only the greed.
It may take an entire treasury,
To Its one simple diamond bead.
It yet only does what is told,
It is ordered by its thoughts.
It needs to control its lifetime and steer,
For It is one of those demanding robots.
Cast It for a life,
Cast It until dawn.
It knows it isn't fully developed,
But It is not as young as a fawn.
It mostly takes from the thieves,
Its victims of ignorance and bold.
It despises all of its victims,
It even loathes the gold.
Finally will it take all the chalices and chests,
And set them in a special lake.
They will be lost and taken to a ruin,
For everyone's will and sake.
At that ruin will the treasury rot,
Until an experienced treasure hunter gains the truth.
The cursed treasure will then be blessed,
And the seeker shall reposess its youth.
Even though It is considered an outcast,
It still does the honourous deeds.
Look at the hatred and war it's repeled and broken.
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The Sky
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Worship the sky,
It is your friend,
It is red,
Sometimes cloudy,
Sometimes not cloudy yet still white or black.
It is blue,
Is blue as in the colour of the sea,
The colour blue might be taken from the sea,
Then it may be returned later.
We admire it,
We breathe it,
And we pollute it sir.
Sometimes a little figurine shows in the sky,
It may be white, or orange, maybe blue, or grey,
Hip hip hooray!
Some call it a moon,
It is in the sky,
It is alive,
It is made of green cheese.
There is one other shape which is round,
It is really small, large, and round.
Most will see it as yellow, orange, or red,
It is not,
It is all the colours.
The sky isn't always like that,
It may contain blinky dots in the air,
Or have magnificent lines they call rain.
It might have a funnel in the air,
Air might be vicious,
It might be purple at times,
Yet it will still be my friend,
The END!
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The Stomach-ache!
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teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeens!
ahahahahaahaha
yo's
i'z
gota
go
to
da
sto
because it is rocky
rocky
sto...
it gives me the creeps
CREEPY JEEPY!
nooooooo!
not him!
he's a fucking bastard!
ok fine
naaah
where does that little shit be?
it lives in rocks?
everyone knows that
why?
i don't know, bitch!
it's pissing me off
the atmosphere!
it's all messed up!
makes me say "go to hell"....
you think i am babbling....
but this crap will be a poem someday!
and i will prove it!
ondk
jdkljahio7839798!
nooooooooo! ahahahhahaahhaa!
giving the grocks!
he's evil!
who?
rocky!
rocks are all messed up!
why do i speak of them????
i don't know, bitch!!!
Listen to Tripple J
ehhe
aaaugh!
i am not a bloody cat
i grew up in manly beach
i'm spazzing out!
I live in a fucking can of grape soda!!!
that's where i fucking
live!
damnit!
THE END
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The Stop Sign
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Hey to the sign,
Greet it well.
It is owned by Yarnes.
It's lived on 42nd street,
All f its life, even.
It's purpose of life,
Is to be recognised,
And served by the vehicles who stop.
Then they don't get in accidents.
Sound fair?
I don't think so!
It's a top secret government conspiracy that........
Never mind.
Would you like a cup of tea?
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The Question
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Well?
Do You?
Do You?
DO YOU?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Answer me!
Do you?
Do you?
Well?
Well?
Huh?
Huh?
Get away from me,
NO!
You bother me,
Oh OK.
Sorry to waste your time, sir and/or maam.
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The Question, Part II
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Well?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
ARE YOU SURE?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Answer me!
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Well?
Well?
Heh?
Heh?
Get away from me,
YES!
You bother me,
Oh OK.
Sorry to waste your time, sir and/or maam.
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Time is our currency
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Cause and effect,
Too many tests we take,
Just to result,
A failed contract.
Change your appearance,
Maybe your style,
Cause or effect?
Too ambiguous to judge.
Sitting and writing,
What's that about?
What time is it?
How should I know?
What's our result?
An unidentified flying object.
I think it's weird,
Oh wait, it's just a valuable jet.
Is this splurred reality?
Where forth art thou Romeo?
In my rectum?
How'd you get get in there?
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To a friend.
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I'm JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
I live in a booooooooooooooox
and there is that evil foooooooooox
he lives in the doooooooooooocks
he's scary man!
Don't trust him!
Because he stole my soooooooocks!
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To Sit and Ponder
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I admire life.
It has its moments.
It's dim,
Yet it gleams.
Sometimes I feel in content,
But without the fatigue.
And applicable with desire,
Without the productivity.
I don't feel joyless.
I just have nothing to show.
I don't feel shameful,
I've done nothing despisable.
I sit here,
Considering my opinion with myself,
When I know deep down,
None of that matters.
I just want to sit here,
Like always,
Be myself,
Alone most of the Time.
I always want spare time,
Sitting and pondering,
Whether or not about nature,
Or just my passive life.
I expect no good,
But welcome no wrongdoings.
Sometimes things slip,
But these facts don't matter.
I want to lay still,
It's a necessity.
To sit and ponder,
And reserve a moment for myself.
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There was a telephone pole that lived at the side of the road,
It was not little at all.
The pole is a lot bigger than a toad,
Yet it was sturdy and would never fall.
How much digested food does this phone pole force?
It ate too much from Hawaii, Mexico, And, Greece.
There is a way to describe it of course,
Wired, sightful, and obese.
I really wondered then I thought,
Why do telephone poles eat a lot?
Could you be a disturbed robot?
Why are you eating that danish I bought?
Would you quit eating the fisherman's bait?
Share it for the whales to eat too.
Lifetime is something you should appreciate,
Yes cows do like to say moo.
The pole really should lose some weight,
The worms and corn forced it to fart.
My oh my is it getting late,
Its other peers encouraged it to start.
It started its workout by stretching its wires,
Oh much of how much did it want some rump roast.
Its exercise program started lots of fires,
My what a yummy piece of cholestral free toast.
One month later it lost more weight,
Twenty pounds lost was really great.
You could see clearly the bright silver plate,
But forty pounds to lose was its fate.
Exercising is what is what it desired,
Forty pounds is what it finally lost.
It was glad it got really inspired,
So it listened to the happy song "Du Hast".
Finally had it lost forty pounds,
Without a big scene or too many sounds.
Even though it was attacked by 8 clowns,
It still remains at the same exact grounds.
It decided to have a great big sign,
Right on it's now slim back.
The noticeable piece of recycled paper went to migrate and
flyn,
Because the telephone pole played too much hackey sack.
Finally it was like the others,
Yet it wanted to be back the way it was instead.
The Kitty Hawk was made by the Wright Brothers,
One of those planes crashed and now both are dead.
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Trees
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I have decided to focus upon a tree,
For I believe that they like to stare at me.
They are of less cholesteral at some periods of time,
Yet at other times will they be full of many critters.
Otherwise at the sea they contain a different form,
Shall it be blown away with da' special storm.
And they may stand old,
But they always remain so damn bold,
Thou' Shall not mistaken it for gold.
Tell the post scripts of P.S. scripts,
For it shall go to da' crypts.
I would like to eat a pea,
For they are really good for me!!!!!
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Unimpressed Mobsters
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Unentitled visitors lurk very very near,
They draw closer and spot my watch.
The malicious group posesses my wearable item without fear,
And spin my head up a notch.
It was not a righteous thing,
Because personal items have value and give off stats.
It made me want to avenge or sing,
To sing of their deaths by excessive swings from baseball
bats.
Finally at last have I coped,
The crooks have finally disappeared and left.
Why haven't I even cried or moped?
They got away committing a noticeable theft.
Of all the ones who read this and see the evidence versed,
I forgot to mention that this watch is terribly broken and
cursed.
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Vegetables Can Be Insisting
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Where was my consideration?
Have I no manners?
I saw my veggie,
It was in my soup.
Where was my vegetable best put at?
Can it do well near my pork chop?
Was it put on my sandwich?
Lettuce tomato and onion?
Pa Splat!
Carrot boys and carrot girls cherish carrot!
Ones that opppose modern carnivorous life,
and propose moose-free diets.
Veggies can be diversifying,
Use all of the veggies.
Some say to embrace the veggies,
To "love the veggies with all concerns!"
Veggies can be unified,
Use none of the veggies.
Others say avoid the veggies,
To "fuck the veggies, they taste no good!"
Veggies suffer long heritage,
They were never the first.
A new religion to everyone,
The sake of being baked by nature to not be baked afterall.
Savor or rape the opposition of meat,
All of us depend on these veggies.
Throw them to your doggy wog or offer them an mmm,
They affect everyone.
Worms over piggies,
Cows over potatoes,
Soy beans over chicken,
Antler meat sticks over your veggified soup.
Veggie grow,
Animal eat veggie.
Human eat veggie,
Homo Sapien equal veggie!
Sun Shine,
Veggie use son,
Animal and Human use veggie
Animalia Kingdom equal veggie!
So we're all veggies,
*GET THAT THROUGH YOUR IDEAL THINKING DEVICE*
So eat the veggie you damn child,
Get your damn vitamin E the RIGHT way!
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WORLDLY CLOTHING
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I ditch this worlD
And create my owN
Or create this world in this worlD
Crush spines full of torcheS
Eat rivers full of toxic wastE
Crayons full of anger and dispositioN
Fucking world you will eat my scarF
You will gain fiber if i have to stomp it in you and ruin my
grandma's embroiderY
You will taste anguish and good clothing for the first time in
your life you cruel pathetic worlD
And you will enjoy iT
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