i be C bIg BC from ballt reading dictionaries
i throw a halt everyone at fault except for my malt
i raise awareness you're an illness
you need a pillness to raise your willfullness

you sittin in this drum so glum you think you're a champion
but you're a bum you see without the claptrack you're a sick fatback
i cook you in my pork n beans
i eat you with a spork and peas

i gotta be walking up the ladder
to get to your hat
i cause gore so tricky you're sticky
from the guts you must hit the sittin in the huts

you sit and listen to my nuclear fission
i'm on a mission to take your pole no homo
catch a shark i cook it for dinner
it's lean it makes you thinner

you think i retire without fire i'm at camp foo
like a piromaniac i set logs to burn gruel
roastin marshmallows cause the ranger to rant d00d
he be just mad cuz my party where it goin d00d

the ranger wants to excommunicate me
he don't appreciate my hustle see so i take his pop tart his receipt
and return it and get money back
while he lookin for his breakfast with unease

you think you strapped but the only thing strapped on you
 is a parachute you think it's true i'm talkin to you you
 not hearing the meaning cuz you're too busy looking at that d00d
on the tv with the crazy bugged out eyes damnit why is that guy so creepy lookin yo

where'd you put your eyebrow you hide it in your pirate bandana
who you think you are johnny depp lox?
did you get it from an eggo box? where's that box i have a fox
to attach windows to you think i'm crude but that's why i'm the d00d

where's your acorn i throw gray thorns in your cozy dorm eat some popcorn 
where's your green light outta sight you stuck in red light waiting waiting might 
no it's still red instead and you gotta wait you hate to
wait for the gray to turn green this cause is unseen

where am i putting that red brush
i put it away it's a red must i must paint that shubbery
in hte sunrise cuz i got glow eyes go blow lies take your thin thighs
and get outta here you snow white

tandy you walking down hte shanty you can't see what's in front of you
cuz you carrying freight on your back it's the posture you lack
while you carry it when you can sharing it
i eat a herring kit

dron your words drown like a happy clown wait no htey don't drown
they're too happy to drown otherwise they'd sit in the green light
waiting for it to turn red instead to get a ticket while sane men do a snicket go play cricket dron and be gone

where'd i put that sticker dron
you can't have the clicker don't be watching tbs just because you think it's the best ugh don't watch that crap
i gotta walk away from this today

sure you think it's funny but sometimes tehy play repeats
i mean i gotta retreats cuz sometimes they don't play movies i attack i attack goulies
it's time for duelies for the lullies

go to the shooting range spending my chump change
my gat's older than this text book it's like an old page
i shot an inanimate object they call him a hobbit he hops and he hops it but how he do that
if he inanimate who knows his frill's still bigger than yours, and he got da fros

outro:
we ain't whirlin, rollin, or twirlin, we ballin
if you can't accept that, someday you will...
whatever that means